What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:42

Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
No way
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
What is truer than that which is true?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the best time for conception?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)